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High Resolution Audio Files for Radio Broadcast To be aired with Permission only Right click to 'save target as' to download files: Download scripts in Printable Word.doc Format 1. George W. Bush & George Bush Sr. get ready to watch superbowl (1min 20sec) Audio Clips Recorded Live at Fitzgeralds Showroom in Las Vegas HOST QUESTION: 3. Johnny Cash Sponsored by Preparation H Parody (1 min 4 sec) 4. Willie Nelson-Julio Iglesias Duet Parody (1 min 11 sec) 5. Larry Imitates 4 Temptations Voices (37 sec) 6. Pee Wee Herman and James Brown Live (52 sec) 7. James Brown Live (without Pee Wee) (41 sec) Celebrities and Presidents' Responses to Host Questions about Larry's show. HOST QUESTION: What's it like headlining a show in Las Vegas, do people recognize you everywhere you go, do the women get a little nuts? ClintonResponsetoLadiesinVegas.mp3 (31 sec) Clinton Script on mp3 file: Well let me tell ya, the ladies are always an issue, and there's certainly no shortage of ladies in Vegas, what I usually to do is send Hillary to one of those all day spa sessions, and then me and the boys go cruzin the scene looking for some interns. And hey by the trip is over, I've picked up a few ladies, and so has Hillary. I mean all the details I can tell you is, 'What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas' Well except unless you get some sort of V.D. like herpes, that, doesn't stay in Vegas, it goes home on the plane with you… HOST QUESTION: Fitzgeralds Casino is in downtown Las Vegas, is it dangerous to go downtown Mr. Kennedy? JFKResponseToDrivinginVegas.mp3 (8 sec) JFK Response on mp3 file: : Now let me just say this, there is no danger of being shot while driving your car, in Las Vegas. HOST QUESTION: So under the Freemont street experience, where Fitzgeralds Hotel is, there's really no crime to worry about? NixonResponseCrimeinVegas.mp3 (23 sec) Nixon Response on mp3 file: : : Let me tell you something, there's no crime and I am not a crook, I do not know how to count cards on a single deck blackjack table, and all of the money I have made has been from legitimate schemes, and of course the double bonus Jackpot on the wheel of Torture machine. It's not a crime to have a good time, and you can quote me on that. HOST QUESTION: Is the show family friendly? Should we leave the little ones in the hotel room? GeorgeBushSrRespondstoCleanShow.mp3 (19 sec) Bush Sr. Response on mp3 file: :Well I gotta tell ya, ol Barabara is easily offended and even she enjoyed the show. It was very 'conservative' as far as there was no foul language, just a few what you might call 'insinuations'. Cleaner than network television or Fear Factor. HOST QUESTION: Is the show family friendly? Should we leave the little ones in the hotel room? GumpResponseBuffetsinVegas.mp3 (30 sec) Bush Sr. Response on mp3 file: Hello, my name is Forest, Forest Gump Well my mama always told me, Life is like a good buffe, you never know what you're gonna get, Sometimes I get the shrimp, the shrimp gumbo, the popcorn shrimp, the sautéed shrimp, the spicy Cajun shrimp, and sometimes I just eats me a shrimp cocktail. Lt. Dan used to always tell me that life is like having sex with a prostitute in Las Vegas, ..you never know what you're gonna get. HOST QUESTION: What about the Las Vegas food, I hear there's some great buffets Mr. Gump. GumpResponseBuffetsinVegas.mp3 (8 sec) Bush Sr. Response on mp3 file: :Well my mama always told me, Its good to get the shrimp. Sometimes I get the shrimp, the shrimp gumbo, the popcorn shrimp, the sautéed shrimp, the spicy Cajun shrimp, and sometimes I just eats me a shrimp cocktail. Lt. Dan used to always tell me that life is like having sex with a prostitute in Las Vegas, ..you never know what you're gonna get. HOST QUESTION: Mr. President, What can people expect to experience when they come to the Larry G. Jones - Man of 1002 Voices show? GeorgeWBushShowComments.mp3 (14 sec) GeorgeWBushShowComments.mp3: : This is George W. Bush, I gotta Tell ya, it's a great show its a extravaga..... a extravagas.z.a.a.a ..... It's a gret show, it's a fun time, so go see it. HOST QUESTION: Let's see what some presidents and celebrities have to say about your show! ClintonsShowComments.mp3 (8 sec) ClintonsShowComments.mp3 I tell ya man, it's a fantastic show. I mean, besides the fact that there's no topless babes in it, I'm telling you it's the best show I've ever seen. GeorgeBushSrShowComments.mp3 (8 sec) GeorgeBushSrShowComments.mp3 I gotta tell ya, It's a fantastic show, Barbara laughed till her wig fell off! NixonShowComments.mp3 (11 sec) NixonShowComments.mp3 Let me tell you something, Your'e gonna love the show, it's not a crime to have a good time in Las Vegas, lllarry G. Jones.com brrrrrr-r-r-r RossPerotShowComments.mp3 (14sec) RossPerotShowComments.mp3 See, now Here's the deal, Ross Perot wants you to have good time, I'm all ears I know a good deal when I see it, now you can't beat this, I've got 5 billion dollars and a 5 dollar off coupon. You can't beat that with a stick, now shabalabalalsll......... ReaganShowComments.mp3 (10sec) ReaganShowComments.mp3 Well I, I don't recall most of the show but I remember I was there, my voice was there and it was very strange. MikeTysonShowComments.mp3 (11 sec) MikeTysonShowComments.mp3 Oh hey, this is Mike Tyson, It's wike a dweam come twue, I was laughing till by toof fell out, that Warry guy he's weally funny. He's at Fitzgewalds Casino. The comedy is ludicrous. JFKShowComments.mp3 (12sec) JFKShowComments.mp3 I can tell you this, you will have good time and you will not get shot at the show, or going to the show, it's a good time. JimmyCarterShowComments.mp3 (10sec) JimmyCarterShowComments.mp3 Hi, my name's Jimmy Carter I love peanuts, peanut butter, peanut pafait, doesn't matter, as long as it's got peanuts, and I love the Larry G. Jones - Man of 1002 Voices show, thank you very much. ....more to follow...page...under construction.... |
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